Katie

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The first incarnation - A.k.a Noobie

The first version of Katie<3 is actually Noobie, her "sister". Noobie joined and proclaimed herself to be missing a leg due to a "car accident". However, after many promises to actually provide some evidence, she eventually got flamed out of the community (after starting the flame herself) and so, the community went back to it's daily activities. Eventually after leaving, apparently giving her steam account to a "friend". After leaving, a new 'female' member joined the forum called Katie<3 (about 3 days after).

Katie

Katie<3 joined the forum on the Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:49 pm saying the following in a post

 Don't know why I was banned. I just got back to my own home (Was camping for a while then had to visit the family) and find my 
 account was logged on by my sister and a lot of friends I had from BB were gone. I tried to log onto [BB] to see how everyone 
 was doing and it says my Steam ID was banned.

Eventually she revealed that she was from the same family as Noobie, and that infact it was SHE that had lost a leg, and that she would post a picture of her family timestamped, however, failed to deliver (see a trend here?). After a mass argument with Evander, she eventually left and claimed to never return.


Taco 'n' Banana, and other events

It appears that after rooting around TnB, Noobie / Katie is actually someone called Jake. After being discovered, he / she tried to return to BB on the Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:10 pm. Never posted once, probably never intends to either.

 Katie Blitzkrieg: The Mother-F#@kin' Biography!

New Alias, with the character name "Danielle Blitzkrieg". WTF SPLIT PERSONALITIES?!

 Name: Katie (Surname disclosed)
 Steam: [CPP]Blitzkrieg
 Location: New Jersey, USA
 Place of Birth: Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, Germany
 Gender: Female
 Age/Birthday: I'm 19 years old. April 24th is my birthday!
 Public Information: I am your friendly neighborhood creepy anime fangirl. I was born in Germany, thus I slip up a lot with my English. I am a proud self proclaimed lifeless     roleplaying geek.
 PreTnB RPing Experience: I have run two MUX roleplaying networks, owned one Gmod server, and have roleplayed a lot on the MMO City of Heroes/Villains. I jumped around different RP   servers until I decided to become a TnB active.
 Occupation: I'm a chef bitch!

Recent TnB Update

Apparently Katie<3 Is applying for CP, and this would be her / his third attempt at TnB. Under another alias.

Even more recent update

Apparently blacklisted from recruit at TnB. Haw haw.

Even way more recent update!

One of Arcee's friends, (Locust) found this:

http://chokyuukai.deviantart.com/

Seems to be his. According it, it's a guy called Cody.

2X more recent update

On his/her deviantArt, Sleepydragn1 found the real face of Katie. This shows that he/she is a transexual bitch, which is even more fail.

Description of Picture:

Horrid cell-phone picture of me. No, that isn't acne stuffs on my chin, 
I tend to mess around with knives. I got a haircut recently 
(by a lunatic redneck) so no more pictures until 
my hair grows back and I don't look like trailer trash anymore. 
(I have swollen tonsils so don't comment about my tubby chin.)

However, everyone knows these are lies, and he/she just looks like crap.

Hatred of America

Apparantly, Katie / Jake / Noobie / Cody has now started a group in hatred of America. They still continue with fail.

Quotes

"Complete Bitch that's actually a guy and wants to be loved yet we all want her to fuck off."


Quotes about him/her/it

"She has the same exact birthday as my dog."

"Dude, she is your dog"