Chuck Norris
Death
Chuck Norris seems to have disappeared again after Maeve Keeva wrote an Evander Post in his second admin application. He'll probably be back in a few months, claiming to be more mature than last time.
Quotes
"Scoutking fuck off plox" (OOC chat)
"Scoutking please just FUCK OFF>" (OOC chat)
"Scoutking PLEASE JUST PISS OFF " (OOC chat)
"/me starts to touch the cops penis "
"Also Blackdog, how about you shush Ive ehard more people say horrid things about you and say that U R a worse admin than I" (OOC chat)
"Because you basically abuse your admin more than I did. I never abused. I just started to get demanding" (OOC chat)
"Shut up Blackdog" (OOC chat)
"KAIDEN, OR SOMEONE GET RID OF SCOUTKING PLEASE HE IS RUINING A RP" (OOC chat)
"Tox, you've done nothing but abuse me with your admin from day 1 I got back. Just drop it and grow up. You're a racist, self centered ass hole who doesn't deserve the bed he sleeps on or any of the things he owns."
"Tox I'm glad you said that because I recorded it" - On Vent
He didn't do it, it was his brother
"I go to pick up my pictures today, I have asked them to make sure they leave dates and information on the photo.
"The rest of you will need to shut up when I post these pictures because it will show the assholes off".
"I am not lieing, and I swear on my Father's Grave."
"Also, how dare you Teddi question my admining abilities because I do my job, much better than many".
"Enough with the bullshit request to ban/demote me. I did my job, and do my job. And I am frankly, one of the best admins on".
"I have been in Germany for 3 weeks".
"When I was in Germany, the family I was with seriously was up-tight about language, they knew English very well. And they knew the curse words".
"It wasn't my mom, she doesn't really even know how to text message. My brother is the perp".
"Back from a 3 week vacation in Germany. I have read all of this and I lol'd. My brother and mom are the only ones who have had access to my account. I am seriously confused. I need someone to clarrify this. And no, this is not something I'm pulling out of my ass. I will have the pictures up soon. Oh wait! I just might have realized something. The German exchange student could have been the one playing, although I am not sure. My brother who is 21 really jokes around alot. I will solve this issue.
Sorry for the mix up guys. I'll be on soon, I just need to unpack and stuff. :-D
With Love, Chuck"
"My brother is the one however who has been using my computer as his fun."
"Now I do not want to be blamed for something I had no control of.
I am doing more research to dig up evidence on my brother."
Magical Pictures That Won't Upload
"It is giving me a file to large error, then when I go to shrink it, it still doesn't work."
"If I admit there are none [pictures] than I would be lying."
"These pictures of course did not exist."
Chuck Contemplates Suicide
"You just lost an admin who infact did care about the server. You guys are assholes you know that? Grow up? Because you keep yelling "ITS A GAME ITS A GAME!" Then why don't you guys take it like one instead of jumping on my or someone elses case. I do not want your shit. I helped as many people as I could and tried to keep the server clean, you watch it'l go to hell in a hand basket. Everyone here blamed the fuck out of me when it is actually you guys who need to shut te fuck up and pay attention and realise. PEOPLE TAKE THINGS DIFFERENT WAYS. And with Biff tricking me. That did indeed have to do with his admin, it showed how irresponsible and how much he CANNOT be trusted.
I don't give a shit who banned me, whom ever did made a mistake, I finished the prop hunt map but now I'm using it, it had shit for each admin. Even Grimm and Biff. I dedicated alot of my time to the server and I get it all in my face. You guys need to gtfo. I tried to help and get rid of two people who couldnt contain themselves.
Grimm would have an attitude. Biff woud run around.
Oh and Teddi, you're wrong on your arguement. I would like to prove it to you in steam friends. Because as you said - "Don't bring this before the community" Edgar did. Why can't I? mhm.
-Gaines"
"As many know, I have reached the end of my wick."
"I seem to be missing something about the wiki. Is it for posting things about someone, or is it just for making Chuck Norris look like a low life mother fucking douche bag who is hated by his own family. Because that is all you, YES YOU Toxicity aim to do. Is make me and everyone else who knows you don't deserve admin feel like shit. Well I hate to say that you really shouldn't be doing what you're doing. I'm just putting that out there."
"Plus the time I went dick mode was the worse period of my life 7 years ago."
Chuck deletes his system32 folder
"Biff now owes me 499.99 Dollars for my Office 2007"
"A while ago in vent, I had an issue getting on steam, I had internet but it said I didn't. I asked people on the vent, Biff told me to delete my SYSTEM32 FOLDER. So I tried and it said I had to keep it. Then biff told me to go to Start>Run>cmd. I did, he said type in-del system32.(there was actually a file name [C:\]. Anyway, after that he told me to restart my computer. I did and everything from there on sucked. I had to reinstall XP, this uninstalled everything I worked for, so I started re-installing."
"Grimm has no respect for others. All he does is critize me, and alot of other players. He puts fear in people and [S]basicly[/S] humiliates them. Everytime I try to correct him his quote is "I don't like your new attitude." He goes on and on about how he is half black, using that as an excuse to get out of everything. There is so much more I can say..."
"The both of them paired up is acid. They allways "team" up and screw around and make fun of others."
Other Aliases
It appears Chuck goes under other aliases on other forums and games. These so far can include
- GainesWorthy
- Gaines Worthy
- Gaines
- GainesW
- Chuck_Norris
If you are unsure that it is him, just ask him about hammer / mapping experience and see how much he brags. If he brags continously and tries to act all knowing with his 'knowledge', then you have found Chuck 'Gaines Worthy' Norris.